Awesome flyer by Pellet!!!
Pig Jams
January 27th, 2012Peace in the Valley
January 27th, 2012Cakes ‘n’ Kung-Fu
January 26th, 2012Alright, this kung-fu bizness is getting serious. What are your favorite kung-fu movies? I’ve been watching a lot and there are some real masterpieces out there. Here’s some of my favorites:
Master of the Flying Guillotine (1975)
This one is about a blind kung-fu master [of the flying guillotine] trying to track down a one-armed dude who killed the master’s cronies. There are so many ridiculous stereotypes and kung-fu styles on display, and some of the best fight scenes in any movie. There’s even a Dhalsim guy. DHALSIM, I tell you!!!!
Police Story (1985)
Arguably Jackie Chan’s best movie ever. The locales aren’t as epic as most of his later movies, but the action is top-notch. Always frantic and fast-paced, and good comic execution as well.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
What a ridiculous movie this is. It’s supposed to be like a live-action Fist of the North Star. The action is insane and laughable, awesome claymation violence and even better dubbing.
Chocolate (2008)
This has one of the best single scenes in any action movie, with the unknown (to me, anyway) Yanin Mitananda displaying a virtuosic ability in hella different fighting styles. It’s worth it just for the closing battle scene.
Dragons Forever (1988)
Another Jackie Chan joint here, but this one has everybody’s favorite chub-fu master, Sammo Hung, and the always underrated Yuen Biao as his moronic friends. Lots of really implausible yet awesome 3-way fights between them and an epic final showdown, which one should always expect from any good Jackie Chan film.
Born Invincible (1978)
Starring the ridiculous Carter Wong, Born Invincible takes bad dubbing and awesome sound effects to the extreme like Vanilla Ice, and the fight scenes are surprisingly good as well. This one goes great with spacecake.
Seriously, I need some feedback from everyone on this one. What are some other kung-fu movies I should check out?
CASTLE IN THE SKY
January 23rd, 2012Video for “Castle in the Sky” from the forthcoming CLASSICS OF LOVE album coming out on Valentine’s Day. Filmed at the Cuddle Space by Bob Vielma.
A.L.B.U.M.
January 18th, 2012
The Gnarboots album, which has been in the works for over a year, is finally coming to you via our homeys at ASIAN MAN RECORDS. You’ve heard a few nuggets from the same recording session on the HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIXTAPE, so I hope you’re all ready for “a bunch of immature smart-asses” (-Mr Fab (Music for Maniacs) to drop some seriously gangsta punk rock on all y’all come March 2012!
Yellin’ in my ear
January 17th, 2012
Seabright, aka J-MO, has dropped some new gangsta chillwave for all y’all to listen to. PEEP THIS NOW!!!
TRASH CITY | Lemon Party
January 17th, 2012WIGGLERAMA!!!
January 9th, 2012YULIA
December 29th, 2011Introducing Yulia, a new band featuring Sim from The Albert Square, Hank from Lemon Party and Bob from Shinobu/Gnarboots/Techno Prisoners/Daddy & The Babies. Also featured is some Asian dreamer, Jon Fu. Thanks to Pellet for the flyer!!! A few notes: The San Jose show on 12/31 got moved… details TBA. Also, the Davis show is now at the Luigi’s location in SACRAMENTO. Hooray!











