The Chillin Dogs The Chillin' Dogs are the Phoenix that rose from the ashes of the seminal hardcore rap crew, The Rap$callionz. The Chillin' Dogs are schizoid, schizotypal, and schizophrenic. While being the world's largest producer of dance hits, hard hittin' beats, ironically immature potty jokes, and polylingual rap, the Chillin' Dogs are also (without their knowledge) several other bands, each the apex of perfection in their own genre In their sleep they are speed metal gods THE WHITE IRON POISON MEGADEMONZ. When feeling romantic they transform into DADDY & THE BABIES, playing such hits as "Love Dinosaur" and "If You Miss Me Kiss My Butt Twin". On Tuesdays, or the last day of months with 31 days, they become the Neo-Con punk group, PRO FLAG. When their love for learning overpowers their love for drugs, the Chillin' Dogs become the AL GORE RHYTHMICS. They are also known to be in FOUNTAINS OF WANG and THE SCAT-ALITES, although details of those groups are sketchy at best. Expect to be seeing more of the Chillin' Dogs. Their all-nude calendar will be hitting stores this Christmas season The Chillin Dogs are basically The Rap$callionz on crack. If you don't know what that means, the Rap$callionz were basically MC Hammer on crack, dropping acid, spanking a woman walking her baby, while giving the baby a doobie, havin a forty fed into his bloodstream intravenously, while Van Halen walks behind him playing theme music. AKA AWESOME Members Boboso David Cop-A-Feel Delicious M. Valentine Gringo Starr Rupert Murder Beat Boy Brandon Rapid Fire Ruben Cohorts Jason T. T-Ken Links Chillin Dogs Official Website!!! MP3s I, Flowbot Phil's Pheelings R2D2 (Raul Ramos/Def n Dope) Word WTPDD? (The Song) Photos 2007-1-6 - Live @ San Jose Skate Video Chillin' Dads Ebola Cheerios (live from Cuddlestock 2004)

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