The Rap$callionz The Rap$callionz were basically MC Hammer on crack, dropping acid, spanking a woman walking her baby, while giving the baby a doobie, havin a forty fed into his bloodstream intravenously, while Van Halen walks behind him playing theme music. AKA AWESOME. Of all the PNP groups to date, The Rap$callionz are the only certifiably legendary band yet, having annoyed and angered equal numbers of rockers and hip-hoppers across the Bay Area. Their legacy lives on in the incredibly lowbrow raps of the Chillin Dogs. Members Beat Boy Brandon Def n Dope Gringo Starr Phat 'n' Phunky Phil Rapid Fire Ruben The Fifth Rap$callion (before there actually was a 5th Rap$callion) Chauncey P. Farnsworth - DJ Cryin' Ryan - Producer Rupert Murder - Guitar Links Rap$callionz Official Website!!! Photos Assorted photos from 2001-2004 Video Bro Hymn (Live from Cuddlesom Prison) X-Mas (live from Cuddlefest 2004)

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