HEY GUESS WHAT?????
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!
IT’S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU SAY?
WELL IT IS NOW!!!!!
IT’S EVERYONE’S BIRTHDAY AT A GNARBOOTS SHOW!!!
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE!
JOIN GNARBOOTS CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY BY COMING TO THE SHOW AND CELEBRATING THE NEW GNARBOOTS MIXTAPE CALLED “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!”
IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ONLINE OCTOBER 14TH FOR FREEEEEEE!!!!
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT THIS YEAR!!!
NOT WHAT YOU WANTED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY??????
IT IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT ENOUGH BIRTHDAY PRESENTS FOR YOU???????
HOW ABOUT A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM NEW YORK BAND, “THE BIRTHDAY SUITS!!!!!!”
WANT EVEN MORE????
HOW ABOUT AN EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM SAN JOSE SWEETHEARTS, “THE CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
WANT EVEN MORE???????????????????????
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SIM CASTRO WILL BE THERE WRITING PERSONALIZED POEMS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOULDN’T THAT BE AMAZING?????????
ALL THIS FOR ONLY $5!!!!
COME AND PLEASE BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!!
THERE WILL BE EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA PRESENTS FOR ANYONE THAT BRINGS AT LEAST ONE OF THEIR PARENTS TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!