Today I finally went into the office of the internationally renowned temp agency, MANPOWER. I read things and signed things then I took a quiz(and aced it!). I learned about Ergonomics and Protective Eye-wear and Lifting With Your Legs(The Holy Trinity in the Temp World!). I watched a video about Sexual Harassment and thought naughty things. I wrote my name and address about a thousand times and filled out a tax form that I didn’t understand(I thought naughty things.) The cup holding the pens had a sign respectfully demanding to “Please Return The Pens”. I obeyed!
The receptionist was pretty, but uninteresting. She had too much lipstick. I would be lying if I said I didn’t think naughty things.
IT HAS BEGUN.
max
Posted Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
5 parties in one night! A family-type party, a small gathering, a drunky party, a small comfy party, and a older ghetto-type party! All Halloween-themed! FUCK!
Posted Sunday, October 28th, 2007
You mean Matt DeLong right?
Posted Thursday, October 25th, 2007
He could always be seen with a FOB
Bob is my hero
More than Robert DeNiro
Because for him being tight is a JOB!
Posted Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
These things are going though my mind…Now!
I’m going to name my son Tiberius. Why aren’t girls funny? SoCal is always on fire. Why won’t someone give me a skateboard? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to democratize the PNP front page. LGFUAD!
Posted Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
How funky is your chicken?
How funky is your chicken?
How loose is your goose?
How loose if your goose?
My goose is totally loose!
Posted Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
