PHOOD

Libido

Hey fools,
How were your thanksgiving celebrations? Did you overeat and take some sweet naps? I wish I had… doh! I spent all morning working on the Ging Nang Boyz upcoming release here on PNP, the “LIBIDO” EP. Hopefully this will be out sometime in early 2008.

I also wanted to let everybody know about some stuff we got going on with the PNP phamily. First of all, every Sunday night we have a bowling night in conjunction with the extended Asian Man Records crew at the San Jose State University student union bowling alley. We usually meet up between 6:30 and 7:00, and it only costs about $5 or $6 to bowl 3 games and rent shoes. You can’t beat that! If you have any questions just email me.

ALSO, I’m trying to get together the ULTIMATE BUFFET CHALLENGE, possibly for Sunday, December 2nd. Our plan is to eat at buffets for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and walk from buffet to buffet to burn off all the calories we’ll have overindulged in. If you’re from San Jose, you better do this with me, if only to honor San Jose’s #1 folk hero, Joey Chestnut, who destroyed Takeru Kobayashi in the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest. You can also email me about this if you’re interested.

PEACE!!!

5.6 Earthquake!!

WTF???

Unholy Macaroni and Devilish Marconi!

Today I finally went into the office of the internationally renowned temp agency, MANPOWER. I read things and signed things then I took a quiz(and aced it!). I learned about Ergonomics and Protective Eye-wear and Lifting With Your Legs(The Holy Trinity in the Temp World!). I watched a video about Sexual Harassment and thought naughty things. I wrote my name and address about a thousand times and filled out a tax form that I didn’t understand(I thought naughty things.) The cup holding the pens had a sign respectfully demanding to “Please Return The Pens”. I obeyed!

The receptionist was pretty, but uninteresting. She had too much lipstick. I would be lying if I said I didn’t think naughty things.

IT HAS BEGUN.

max

HEY YOU!

Touch CommitteeFour Tomorrow/DerangementsFour Tomorrow

Now that I’ve got your attention after simulating yelling at you, don’t forget that we’ve new stuff in the distro from some hella tight dudes, Four Tomorrow and Touch Committee. Go HERE and buy it all!!!

Partayz

5 parties in one night! A family-type party, a small gathering, a drunky party, a small comfy party, and a older ghetto-type party! All Halloween-themed! FUCK!

Question

You mean Matt DeLong right?

News From MATT

Matt is on tour with this band right now: www.myspace.com/rubblebucket.

WHA????

There once was a dude named BOB

He could always be seen with a FOB
Bob is my hero
More than Robert DeNiro
Because for him being tight is a JOB!

Nasty Facts

These things are going though my mind…Now!

I’m going to name my son Tiberius. Why aren’t girls funny? SoCal is always on fire. Why won’t someone give me a skateboard? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to democratize the PNP front page. LGFUAD!

gah

someone get me out of here..